Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Ignoreland Nov. 4th Edition

Did you vote today?

Why the hell not?

Are you going to vote today?

Good.

Despite what George Carlin may think, if you don't vote, you don't get the right to complain. I will pimp slap anyone who doesn't vote who complains about anything even vaguely related to this campaign. That includes prices of anything, traffic, the environment and Kenny Rogers.

So get out there and support the candidate of your choice and I hope its the one with the only remedy for the fever that this country has...

3 comments:

I'm Jon, just a guy. I try to smell good. said...

I voted.
I farted too!
Will that get me a free Starbucks coffee?

I'm Jon, just a guy. I try to smell good. said...

451 - The Last Starfighter.
I'm going to pretend I never saw that there... So I can still respect you... Unless you have mushrooms when you watch it. And invite me over

I'm Jon, just a guy. I try to smell good. said...

A whole month?